crimson careers: i'm frustratingly difficult to use
google chrome: i'm not going to show you your pdf downloads, so you're going to waste ten minutes downloading HTML files of your student record. twenty files later, when you switch to firefox, you'll see that i've been downloading PDF copies, too.
crimson careers: the PDF file uploaded is not compatible with application packets and resume books. to ensure compatibility, please make sure the PDF is not encrypted, or create it with some other PDF generator.
adobe reader: sorry i'm not sorry that you can't re-save this file
student record/unofficial transcript: lol it's because i have a password on me so as to prevent students from fiddling with my contents
dog: hey i'm going to come rip your feet off even though i ignored you the tens of times earlier when you wanted to play with me
kelly: what is an internship, and will i ever get one